The Mexican People Song SONGS IN REAL LIFE!! 6 months ago   04:23

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The official Mexican People song. Warning: May be found offensive to some, hilarious to others. Relax, it's all satire. Download on iTunes: http://goo.gl/1mLArf

LYRICS:

MEXICAN PEOPLE SONG

Intro: Hola Jorge! Andale, andale, arriba, arriba— I don’t even know if I said that right. Sorry, I don’t speak Mexican. Ay yo Jorge, can you hand me a burrito? Por favor?

Verse 1:

I am a Mexican, my card is greenish,
My last name is probably Gonzalez Martinez,
I’d help you mow your lawn, but me no speaky English,
That’s why my only job is selling tacos or cleaning,

I don’t drink alcohol, less it's tequila,
I hate when people say tor-tilla… bitch, it’s tortilla,
I don’t need a SUV, or an umbrella,
Why? I got a donkey and sombrero,

Because I can dance with two maracas in my hand, hand, hand
Used to play in a mariachi band, band, band
I can fit 20 cousins up in the van, van, van
What’d you expect? I’m Mexican...

CHORUS
Ohhhhhhhh ooohhhhh we swam here all the way from Puerto Rico,
And yes, we smell like burritos, oh oh
We’re just Mexican People, oh oh….

The law saw that my card wasn’t green, so I panicked!
Swam across the border at the speed of Hispanic!
Oh, mi hijo….. oh oh,
We’re just Mexican People, oh oh…
We’re Brown People

Verse 2:
I am a Mexican, yes, I speak Spanish,
But only when you’re around, so you can’t understand it,
Yes I like nachos, dipped in Mexican salsa,
Yo quiero Taco Bell, until they shot my chihuahua,

If you’re Latino, or latina, then you’re Mexican
If you’re from Spain or Argentina, you’re still Mexican,
If you speak any Portuguese, you’re still Mexican
And if your name is Luis, then you’re Mexican

I can dance with two maracas in my hand, hand, hand
Used to play in a mariachi band, band, band
I can fit 20 cousins up in the van, van, van
What’d you expect? I’m Mexican...

CHORUS
Ohhhhhhhh ooohhhhh we swam here all the way from Puerto Rico,
And yes, we are illegal, oh oh
We’re just Mexican People, oh oh….

The law saw that my card wasn’t green, so I panicked!
Swam across the border at the speed of Hispanic!
Oh, mi hijo….. oh oh,
We’re just Mexican People, oh oh…
We’re Brown People

Bridge:

I work as a maid for white people and it’s probably because their kids are messy,
And because they can afford me, it’s only like a penny a week but you know...


Verse 3 (rap):

Hola, homie, I’m in your garden with a machete,
The students in college hate me cause they don’t mess with them essays,
I’m a laker just like Kobe, I built my house with adobe,
I’m teaching my black friends how to swim…. haha… because...


CHORUS:
Ohhhhhhhh ooohhhhh we swam here all the way from Puerto Rico,
And yes, we smell like burritos, oh oh
We’re just Mexican People, oh oh….

The law saw that my card wasn’t green, so I panicked!
Swam across the border at the speed of Hispanic!
Oh, mi hijo….. oh oh,
We’re just Mexican People, oh oh…
We’re Brown People

Comments 39279 Comments

Kqkt
Those are Puerto Rican’s This man is stupid af lmao
DoGe_ Geo
My name is jorge in spanish
Jose Starks
Trump approves
jakel1488
I'm Hispanic and I love it lmao 🤣🤣😂
caleb comenta
I like this song 👍
Alexis Muñoz
I’m Mexican and I’m not a gardener...my dad is though.
John Marston
Ran at the speed of Hispanic 😂
Psycho Brothers
As a Latino (Colombian, but I guess that counts as Mexican) I can confirm we can fit 20 cousins in the van
Psycho Brothers
As a Latino I can confirm we can fit 20 cousins in the van
Magic bullet
The Indian people song
Benji Siers
lol
Coco Beans
I’m so scared of Mexicans...THEH BE GRABIN THE FLIP FLOPS 😭😭😭nooo
Ernesto Z
Click here if your mexican --------->
Lifeaskay
My family is from Panama 🇵🇦 and I find this song funny.but my dad is black
Donald Trump
Get deported
jesus gonzalez
Ok let's go🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽 because he said my last name 😅😂🤣
Adrian Hernandez
Nigga that shit is soo mf races I am going to take all ur vids down just so u know fu / like if u want me to
Andy’s Nutz
I’m a mix between White and Latino but found this way funnier!
JerryAnimationZ
What did the weed and baked beans mean ?
Florentino Esparza
I have proved to be Mexican and I got paper
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