This is what happens when James Veitch - 2017 Opening 3 months ago   09:49

Suspicious emails: unclaimed insurance bonds, diamond-encrusted safe deposit boxes, close friends marooned in a foreign country. They pop up in our inboxes, and standard procedure is to delete on sight. But what happens when you reply? Follow along as writer and comedian James Veitch narrates a hilarious, months-long exchange with a spammer who offered to cut him in on a hot deal.

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Ray Milligan
is that a man or a Woman?
Aditya Chakrabarty
2:11 Luna lovegood from Harry Potter.... anyone ?
Aaron Eley
7:10 looks like that old drama statue with the crying and laughing faces
Jessie Bella
He has a nice smile
Joe Jones
Not funny. Just stupid, really. You know what...? You might want to consider selling Pencils, Yah. Those are a very much required commodity, or maybe even better, selling Ink pens, the "clicky" type.
Jacob Perkins
Solomon didn't do his research. that much gold is only worth $1,026,012.41 which is around 1.5 million less
R. Pepion
Omgawx i needed that laughter 😂😂
Okay YouTube are you happy?? I watched it
Timmy Bennett
Never ever heard of James veitich
Troy Nelsen
How are there 23k thumbs down for this? Seriously?
Savage Salvage
I did this type of thing with someone who called the house trying to sell the home owner a time share, I was like 10 and somehow I kept this guy on the phone for like 2 hours. "No no sir, I am very interested, I'm just trying to get all the facts!". These people constantly harassed my parents, they deserved it. My parents thought it was great.
Jack Skatter.
2:12 does anyone else think the girl in the second row looks like a younger evanna lynch?
Mansoor Habib
Scam dealing was funny but my God! the presenter. A classic example of geeks can never ever be funny.
Zsuzsanna Berze
Whenever I have a bad day I watch this and it can always make me laugh
Lol. I watch this off and on just to get a great laugh. These are innocent and funny. Thank you Jason V. 😎
The only thing I was thinking was... “What is the CIA thinking now......”
SOLOMON, your email intrigues me.
Get out of the way 9 year olds the true troll is here
Bhagyashree Karmarkar
Was anyone else reminded of Newt Scamander?
Judo Jonas
spam interesting video. thanks you.
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James Veitch - 2017 Opening This is what happens when 3 months ago   04:51

Recorded on Wednesday 29 March 2017 at The Regent Theatre for ABC, officially kicking off the 2017 Melbourne International Comedy Festival - the Opening Night Comedy Allstars Supershow.